Kazaa claims to be the “future of digital music”

I literally don’t know a single person that uses P2P programs like Kazaa anymore.  That shit was SO 2003.  But supposedly people still use it because they like downloading viruses on their computers.  They’re probably the same people that have sex in club bathrooms with people they don’t know without using condoms because they say that STD’s are “just a rumor” and refuse to believe that the things on their genitalia are just skin tags.  Anyway, Kazaa is tired of being sued all the time so they are going the same route as Napster and Rhapsody.  This is where people have a monthly fee and they are free to download as much music as they like.  They seemed to have worked out a deal with all the major labels, but honestly, if I was a label, I’d tell them to fuck off.  There’s already enough digital music outlets that Kazaa is entirely unnecessary.  Nearly everyone who downloads from a digital music source uses iTunes anyway.  I don’t think I know of anyone that uses Amazon or Rhapsody or Napster.  It’s pretty pointless.  Also, for Kazaa to call itself the “future of digital music” is just frustrating.  If this was 1998, then yes, they would be the “future.”  But this is 2009, and they are about a decade late.  I honestly hope they fail miserably.